Take one normal American.
Well, perhaps not fully normal.
Shave a triple mohawk using a mouse-shaver.
Let the subject run free for a few days to determine if he likes the haircut.
Apply hair gel liberally
Give him back the vuvuzela
Clean a patch on each side of head, for tattoo application.
Apply tattoo en route to opening ceremonies
Temporary tattoos require some moisture. What are clubmates for if not to lick tattoos to your head?
Running into a ski-o friend of mine at the arena, she mentioned how cool it was that we had groupies with our team this year.